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Man Wouldn’t Have Worn Costume To Work If He’d Known He Was Getting Laid Off

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Nick Cannon Opens Adoption Agency

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Parents Explain Why ‘Bluey’ Is Too Woke

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Kamala Harris Wears Sad Little Bat Headband Alone At Desk For Halloween

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Broncos Go On Winning Streak After Scooter Braun Begins Attending Every Game

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MLB Announcer Unsure Why He Currently Stating Pitcher’s Birth Weight

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Mother Defends Choice To Put Credit Card Number Into Website Virus.Crime

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Lopsided Fantasy Trade Offer Forces Man To Reconsider How Friend Must Perceive Him

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Man Calls To Inform Previous Sexual Partners He’s Contracted The Curse Of The Pharaoh

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Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors

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Americans Try To Define ‘War Crime’

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Exterminator Kind Of Surprised Apartment Doesn’t Have Roaches

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Republicans Explain Why They Support An Election Denier As House Speaker

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New Law Requires Political Candidates To Disclose Fetishes On All Campaign Materials

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On-Fire Adolis Garcia Hits 3 Home Runs In Single At-Bat

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Diamondbacks Owner Admits Nothing Will Top Beating Yankees After 9/11

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Victor Wembanyama Admits He’s A Little Overwhelmed By Speed, Intensity Of NBA Groupies

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Florida Students Locked In Decontamination Chamber After Exposure To Book

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Conservatives Reveal Which Halloween Costumes Offended Their Woke Neighbors

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